Katie here. I just wanted to tell you guys how disgusted I am with my Mama. Yes. My Mama. She was home for three whole days and did we go on an adventure? No we did not! She sat around and said she was tired. And told me to go lie down.
Oh sure I got to go to doggie school and I love doing that. I especially like running recalls and coming in crooked. I like how that makes my Mama look all frustrated and stuff. Makes me grin, but you can’t tell cause of all my fur. And I get lots of attention from everyone else there. Sort of makes up for being ignored at home. Doesn’t make it totally OK though.
She says I should be happy that we camped out in our yard for two nights straight. B.O.R.I.N.G! I’ve graduated from the stupid back yard! Didn’t I prove that when we went camping at a real campground? There were lots more interesting sounds and smells there. At our house it just smells like grass. And sometimes a stupid bunny. Geeze. I’m not a baby anymore. I want to go on a real adventure.
Face it Mama. You let me down. I think you’re getting too old for adventures.